The Living Dead at Manchester Morgue (1974)

DIRECTED BY

Jorge Grau

STARRING

Christina Galbo - Edna

Ray Lovelock - George

Arthur Kennedy - The Inspector

Jeannine Mestre - Katie

Jose Lifante - Martin

Genre: Horror/Science Fiction/Zombies

Running Time: 95 Minutes

PLOT

When a series of murders hit the remote English countryside, a detective (Arthur Kennedy) suspects a pair of travelers (Christina Galbo and Ray Lovelock) when it is actually the work of the undead, jarred back to life by an experimental ultra-sonic radiation machine used by the Ministry of Agriculture to kill insects.

REVIEW

A zombie film with so many different names that it’s hard to decide to what to ultimately call it, THE LIVING DEAD AT MANCHESTER MORGUE [also best known as LET SLEEPING CORPSES LIE] is one of the first George A. Romero zombie rip-offs after the success of 1968’s classic NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD. Fortunately, while not up to the quality of the 1968 film, THE LIVING DEAD AT MANCHESTER MORGUE still manages to be a good time for the most part - linking up the Romero-type zombies with a bit of social commentary of its time that play very importantly in the film’s narrative. It’s easy to see why this one has retained a cult following, as it does a lot more right than wrong.

The structure of the narrative brings both positives and negatives. One of the many complaints about the film’s screenplay is how long it takes the film to really delve into the zombie action, going for a slow burn during two-thirds of the film to present us with the main characters before putting them in eventual danger. And I do kind of agree with that opinion because the first half of the film does drag a bit at times. But it allows the film to give these characters some backstory, personality and other characteristics that make us either care or not care about them. It also explains the reason why the zombies exist to begin with and makes it a central part of the story. A lot of zombie films don’t even bother explaining anything, so the fact that technology [with the intent of doing the right thing] is causing all this terror, and no one is aware of it until it’s too late, makes the scenario that more terrifying. Everyone other than the two leads who are constantly victimized by what’s going on thinks this radiation to kill parasites to help the countryside is a great thing - not realizing the radiation is affecting them all as well in life and death.

The whole radiation aspect of the narrative lends to the social commentary THE LIVING DEAD AT MANCHESTER MORGUE is trying to express. The 1970s were a time where people really started to care about the environment and the danger of all these chemicals that were polluting the Earth within the air and sea. The scientists trying to rid of these insects that are destroying the local crops believe their radiation experiment is beneficial in the long run, not realizing that destroying one aspect of their surroundings is leading to a greater danger. Sometimes bad things can be done with good intentions, and it seems the filmmakers are saying that some environmentalists have their hearts in the right place, but are only making things worse by only being near-sighted. 

There’s also this struggle between the older folk and the younger characters, as their generational gap creates this conflict that ends up bad for everyone. The detective is a gruff, older gentleman who sees the world as black and white, right or wrong without considering the grey areas in between. He’s convinced from the start, without evidence, that the younger characters in the film are murderers because they found the dead body. It doesn’t matter whether a couple of the characters were related to the victim, or the fact that two of them weren’t even present during the murder, he treats them as suspects. When the leads discover the zombie infestation and learn that burning them will get rid of them, the detective finds the charred corpses and believes the suspects are Satanist serial killers! He even makes remarks about his dislike for hippies and the youth movement of the time, instantly making him an unlikable and biased investigator. This even extends to the nearest hospital, where the head nurse [an older woman] feels annoyed by the traumatized characters, ignoring their pleas and screams for help because she thinks they’re just being hysterical. Talk about malpractice!

While I enjoy the social commentary and the fact that the film is willing to give us depth for these characters, the film is hurt by the fact that these characters are actually pretty unlikable and kind of annoying to really follow for about an hour before all hell breaks loose. Edna is hard to root for because she comes across as needy and a bit of a nag for much of the film. Her first impression isn’t good either, as she reverses into George’s parked motorcycle and doesn’t even bother to exchange any sort of information to help him pay for the damages and the inconvenience she has presented him. In fact, she wants him to drive her to her sister’s house because she needs to urgently see her, rather than driving George to where he needs to go because - well, it’s the right thing to do after hitting his motorcycle and delaying his business meeting. So George has to be her chauffeur, help Edna deal with her family drama and get caught up in being the detective’s main target because he’s actually innocent and makes it known. It doesn’t help that Edna is easily scared and traumatized by what’s going on, letting George or anyone else do the fighting for her. Yeah, she could have gone and kicked rocks for all I care.

Not saying that George is portrayed any better. The fact that he’s smart and proactive makes him more rootable than Edna. Yet, he comes across as a jerk for most of the film, verbally lashing out at Edna and unwilling to listen to any sort of authority even if it’ll help him in the long run. The film takes a weird turn in which George starts to have feelings for Edna, but it doesn’t connect because he’s so hostile and annoyed by her from the moment they meet.

The rest of the living characters aren’t rootable either. Katie, Edna’s sister, is a heroin addict who is pretty much suffering through her addiction and being in shock for much of the film. Her husband Martin adds nothing of note but a body count. And I already mentioned the cops and hospital staff in this film. And the scientists, while meaning well, are just clueless to what’s happening. Honestly, the zombies are the most likable characters. Chew on that one.

Speaking of chewing on something, the gore effects in THE LIVING DEAD AT MANCHESTER MORGUE are pretty good for a 70s zombie film. We get some juicy moments where zombies feast on people, ripping them open and eating their insides - which looks pretty realistic. The fire effects are done really well, with brave stuntmen and women doing great work. The aftermath with the charred skeletons and remains adds to that effect. And I love that you know who a zombie character is by their red pupils, which has seemed to have inspired later infected zombie films like 28 DAYS LATER. I don’t think zombie effects got elevated until 1978 with DAWN OF THE DEAD, but this film does a good job showing the violent aftermath of these attacks. 

Director Jorge Grau does a nice job in presenting a zombie film that feels like a logical progression from what Romero had presented years earlier, but still doing it his own way. While the film has pacing issues due to that long first half before exploding with an action-filled second half, Grau makes sure to keep your attention with the gorgeous and colorful European landscape and the interesting ways things are shot. Grau’s best contribution is giving the film a ton of tension during the zombie scenes, creating a lot of terrifying atmosphere and mood to match the level of danger these characters are in. The morgue and hospital scenes, in particular, are just presented extremely well with dim lightning that add to the terror. And I already wrote about the effects, which Grau also directs well. For one of the first zombie films to display the kind of gore that would later become commonplace, it’s a solid job. And the sound design, especially the wheezing from the zombies, is pretty disturbing in the right way. Good stuff overall.

The acting is a little tougher to rate since I watched a dubbed version, and well - the voices are a bit over the top that it almost becomes an unintentional comedy. Arthur Kennedy, as The Inspector, is probably the worst case of this as the dubbing pretty much yells every line he says. Still, Kennedy overshadows all his fellow actors in the film due to his portrayal of a gruff detective not taking crap from anyone, even if he’s completely wrong about the entire situation. Both Christina Galbo and Ray Lovelock are fine in their roles as the main couple of characters, getting the most to do and having some tense scenes against the zombies. Too bad their characters were annoying, but the two made the most of it.

THE FINAL HOWL

One of the better zombie films in-between 1968’s NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD and 1978’s DAWN OF THE DEAD, Jorge Grau’s THE LIVING DEAD AT MANCHESTER MORGUE [also known as LET SLEEPING CORPSES LIE] is a competent Euro-horror flick that does more right than wrong. The direction is well done, showcasing some nice zombie gore [rare for the time] and presenting tense and suspense moments in the film’s final half that hold up nicely. The dubbing makes it a bit tough to judge the actors, but they do fine enough in their roles - in particular Arthur Kennedy as the hard-nosed inspector, who steals the spotlight in any scene he’s in. And the social commentaries on chemicals and technology secretly destroying the earth while thought as an aide, as well as the struggles of a generational gap that refuses to understand the other, are quite interesting and actually add to the narrative and the explanation for the zombies. However while it’s nice to have a slow build to introduce characters and give them a bit of depth, the first two-thirds of the film drags a bit while featuring main characters who aren’t really likable and probably deserve to be eaten by the undead. But despite its flaws, THE LIVING DEAD AT MANCHESTER MORGUE is worthy of its cult status and still manages to be a fun time once the zombies show up to mess everything up in a satisfying way. 

SCORE

3 Howls Outta 4

[Mother's Day Double Feature] Ma (2019) & Mother's Boys (1994)

Directed by: Tate Taylor

Starring: Octavia Spencer, Diana Silvers, Juliette Lewis, McKaley Miller, Allison Janney, Luke Evans, Corey Fogelmanis, Tanyell Waivers, Heather Marie Pate, Missi Pyle

Genre: Thriller/Horror

Running Time: 99 Minutes

Plot: Sue Ann (Octavia Spencer) is a loner who keeps to herself in her quiet Ohio town. One day, she is asked by Maggie (Diana Silvers), a new teenager in town, to buy some booze for her and her friends, and Sue Ann sees the chance to make some unsuspecting, if younger, friends of her own.

Review: 

2019’s MA is a film I’ve been wanting to watch since I had seen the trailers two years ago, especially since I found it very interesting to see Academy Award winner Octavia Spencer act in what appeared to be a B-movie horror-thriller. It wasn’t a film I felt deserved my theater attention, since other films at the time felt like major events. But I knew I would definitely put it on my watchlist and wait for its eventual ship to streaming to enjoy in my own home.

I’m glad I caught MA before it expired on HBO Max at the end of April because I wanted to write something for Mother’s Day. And I made the right call in skipping it in theaters since the film has flaws that can’t be overlooked. But it’s perfectly acceptable as a film to watch at home due to its charm and wacky fun provided by a very game Spencer in the title role.

MA is a pretty predictable revenge-thriller that actually takes it time to provide details to why main antagonist Sue Ann behaves the way she does, making our villain more sympathetic than she probably should be in this story. Sue Ann was bullied in high school by her high school crush and his friends, damaging her psychologically. This has caused her issues of abandonment and has given her a desperation to be loved and accepted. When she meets neighborhood teens who want to drink and party and accept her invitation to hang in her basement, she becomes a teenager again and tries to relive the good times she never had. Unfortunately, she starts becoming that clingy friend people want space from, making her upset and gives her reason to lash out at anyone against her. The funny, or coincidental, part is that these teens are the children of her bullies, giving her extra incentive to keep them close. While Sue Ann’s methods are cruel and mostly unfair to the main group of teens, the film gives the audience a reason to feel bad for the villain. While it’s always good to have fleshed out characters, whether they’re good people or bad ones, it hurts a film when the villain has more depth than the actual protagonists we’re meant to care for. And that’s where MA really falters in terms of its storytelling.

Let’s be honest - besides the main protagonist, Maggie, the rest of these teens are either idiots or annoying to the point where you’re not surprised by the plans Sue Ann has for any of them. I guess one could make the excuse that they’re just acting their age and being rebellious teenagers who will take any opportunity to drink, do drugs and party away from parental supervision. But only Maggie feels it’s odd that this random woman who bought them booze wants them to constantly have them hang inside of her basement [while forbidding they ever go upstairs - no red flags at all]. It’s only when Sue Ann gets their phone numbers and their social media info that the warning signs flash, which shows how oblivious these teens are. 

It doesn’t help, either, that Maggie’s friends are nothing but predictable archetypes. Andy is the lovestruck gullible boyfriend type. Haley is the kinda-mean girl who wants to be wild and popular. Chaz is the jock. And Darrell is… just there. Even the parents, besides Maggie’s mom Erica, don’t seem that concerned with their kids until they realize Sue Ann is involved [due to them bullying her when they were all younger]. And besides Erica, they all act like jerks. Maggie and Erica aren’t all that developed either, but at least they seem a bit more proactive and smarter than the rest. So they’re somewhat likable as they, especially Maggie, try to get out of this dangerous situation. But really, how is anyone supposed to root against the villain?

Scotty Landes and director/writer Tate Taylor also have trouble balancing the film’s tone. The first hour seems like a drama-thriller that seems to send a message of how bullying can harm one’s psyche and create a repeat of events for a newer generation as a sort of revenge. Sue Ann’s behavior stems from PTSD from her high school years, making it clear that her befriending these cool teens is her way of redoing the past to get over her trauma. The teens treat Sue Ann well for the most part until Sue Ann starts becoming obsessive and needy, turning them off. This leads to the last half hour of the film, which suddenly turns into a “torture porn” flick, with Sue Ann sewing lips shut, burning teens with an iron, and even torturing some by chaining them and abusing them. I’m not saying these elements aren’t watchable or entertaining on some level to an audience. After all, they’re still making SAW movies after all these years since they do well. But the transition isn’t there and it can be jarring since the first two acts seem like Lifetime while the final act seems like Eli Roth had a role in producing. They work separately, which is why the film still manages to be entertaining. But together, it’s kind of a mess.

The direction by Taylor is fine, as nothing about it really stands out in any way. The film is kind of creepy at times, but it’s never scary. But some of the jump scares do work better than they ought to. And some of the cinematography allows certain scenes to have this uneasy feeling about them, building to a predictable conclusion for Sue Ann and her victims. And Taylor does  embrace the campiness that Octavia Spencer infuses into her role as Sue Ann. He’s lucky she was the lead because I think MA would have failed otherwise.

Speaking of Spencer, she’s the best part about MA. No matter the quality of the film, my rating always goes up when I see actors having fun playing their respective roles. Spencer is having the time of her life here, just hamming it up and portraying Sue Ann in many different emotional layers. At times, we feel sorry for her. At other times, we want her to get her comeuppance. But Spencer gives it her all and really makes the role fun to watch. Sometimes an Academy Award winner would think they’re above this kind of material, but Spencer kills it in this role.

The other actors are okay. But of the teen actors, Diana Silvers shines as Maggie. She’s given the most to do and handles it well, making her the easiest protagonist to relate to as an audience member. I bought her confusion, reluctance and eventual heroism. Juliette Lewis and Luke Evans do enough to be passable as the parents and get some good scenes in, especially Evans in the film’s final [naked] act. It’s not a bad cast, but they’re super overshadowed by Octavia Spencer.

And I have to praise the film’s soundtrack, which is full of 80s tunes that I really enjoyed. A great soundtrack will make me a happy viewer, and MA definitely did that in the music department. Loved it.

The Final Howl:

MA is a revenge-thriller that seems a bit muddled in its storytelling, yet still manages to be a fun time due to a game performance by Octavia Spencer as Sue Ann. The transition of a character study for a woman emotionally and mentally damaged by past bullying into a “torture porn” final act is a bit jarring, especially when the character stuff is more appealing than the violent aspects at the end. It also doesn’t help the film when we’re totally rooting for Sue Ann [a.k.a. “Ma”] since she has more depth over the so-called teen protagonists who are nothing but archetypes and do dumb teenage things that will make many wish Sue Ann would have taken them out sooner. However, the flawed narrative still manages to be kind of fun due to Tate Taylor directing some decent jump scares, creepy tension at times and embracing the campiness Spencer brings to her role. Honestly without the Oscar winner, MA would probably be your typical Saturday night Lifetime movie. But she and some of the cast [Diana Silvers, Juliette Lewis and Luke Evans] do help elevate the material to make it worth a look. Definitely a popcorn and beer kind of flick, but don’t make Sue Ann drink alone. It wouldn’t be good for anybody.

SCORE:

2.5 Howls Outta 4

Directed by: Yves Simoneau

Starring: Jamie Lee Curtis, Peter Gallagher, Joanne Whalley, Vanessa Redgrave, Luke Edwards

Genre: Drama/Thriller

Running Time: 96 Minutes

Plot: Sexy but unstable wife and mother Jude (Jamie Lee Curtis) walked out on her family three years ago. Now, just as suddenly, she is back. But her husband, Robert (Peter Gallagher), has fallen in love with Callie (Joanne Whalley), an assistant principal at his sons’ school. He asks Jude for a divorce. She responds by trying to turn her three boys against Callie, then by slashing herself and blaming her rival and finally by drawing her 12-year-old, Kes (Luke Edwards), into a murderous plot.

Review:

1994’s MOTHER’S BOYS is a lesser talked about thriller that probably would have ended up on Lifetime or maybe a network “Movie of the Week” deal if not for lead star Jamie Lee Curtis. I hadn’t watched this film since my VHS days in the mid-90s, not remembering much about the movie at all really. So checking it out again after decades was an interesting experience, especially since I’ve seen so many films since that have used a similar template to tell the same kind of story. And to be honest with you, if it wasn’t for Jamie Lee Curtis really going all out in her performance here, MOTHER’S BOYS probably doesn’t even deserve to be on your radar.

Based on a novel by Bernard Taylor, the premise is basically 1977’s Academy Award winning film KRAMER VS. KRAMER, but done as a thriller instead. The mother abandons her family for three years due to mental instability, only to return realizing that her family has moved on without her - in particular her husband who is planning to remarry his kids’ school Assistant Principal. He wants a divorce. She wants to divorce the fiancee out of the picture by mentally and emotionally poisoning her oldest son and making sure to eliminate the potential stepmom by any means necessary. There’s name calling. The villain injures herself to blame her opposition and make them look bad. We have multiple attempts at murder. We have sex and seduction. We even have creepy moments where the film implies an incestuous vibe between mother and son. Like I mentioned before, all tropes of a popular weekend Lifetime Movie that would get decent ratings. 

The only reason this film even got a theatrical release is because of the strong cast because otherwise, there’s nothing here that audiences haven’t seen before. The thrills aren’t so thrilling because the story never really allows it for things to get that far. It’s not really a sexy film, despite Jamie Lee Curtis looking amazing here, because it’s presented as something disturbing rather than arousing. And considering how psychotic Jude is supposed to be, and even shows visible signs of it in the last half of the film, her portrayal never gets to the point where an audience would feel genuine terror for the character nor fear for any of the characters opposing her. 

The film predictably follows a template that’s been done to death by even 1994 standards, never allowing the story to breathe and present genuine surprises and scares [besides a few annoying jump scares where the volume is so loud, you’ll have no choice but to jump] that would make MOTHER’S BOYS stand out. Hell, this isn’t even the best Jamie Lee Curtis performance of 1994, as TRUE LIES was released a few weeks after this film and ends up being a more thrilling experience than this thriller. It’s a shame the screenplay isn’t better because the film has opportunities to take chances that would have elevated the film. But it plays things too safe, as you’ll clearly be able to map out every story beat along the way without much problem.

The direction by Yves Simoneau does what it needs to do and nothing more. The film looks like a 90s thriller, in the vein of THE GOOD SON and THE HAND THAT ROCKS THE CRADLE. Simoneau uses lights and shadows very well and presents things in a matter-of-fact way that you won’t be missing anything visually that you need to see. The use of jump scares gets pretty annoying by the third one, but at least it’s an attempt to jolt the audience. But like I mentioned, Simoneau doesn’t really try a whole lot to scare or even give the film that tension and suspense it needs to really be captivating. The film is fine visually, but it never pops with any kind of style to make it memorable.

What keeps MOTHER’S BOYS afloat is the cast who is game to make this thriller worth something. Without a shadow of a doubt, this film belongs to Jamie Lee Curtis - who rarely gets to play a villain in a film and seems to be having a lot of fun getting the chance to. She’s super sexy and seductive, while at the same time dangerous and not in her right mind. Curtis starts out subtle but troubled and slowly gets more crazy as the film goes on, as if she’s a timebomb ready to blow. A lesser actress would have made a joke out of this role, but Curtis takes it seriously and becomes the sole reason to watch. Peter Gallagher plays the clueless husband, which is usually his forte, and does it well as usual. Joanne Whalley plays the bland fiancee that gets outclassed by Curtis in every scene they’re in together. With what little she’s given, she handles it well. THE WIZARD’s Luke Edwards plays the confused and angry teenage son well, pulling off a nice uneasy creepiness that felt natural rather than forced. And Vanessa Redgrave plays the grandma with a cane, so you know what’s going to happen to her in this film. Good cast, but only Curtis gets the meat to chew on while the other actors have to fight for leftovers and make them work somehow.

The Final Howl:

MOTHER’S BOYS is a pretty average thriller that would be ready made for Lifetime if it weren’t for the casting of Jamie Lee Curtis in the lead role. And quite honestly, Curtis is pretty much the main reason to even check out this film as the story doesn’t take any risks or even try to add in a surprise or two to make the movie remotely memorable outside of Curtis’ performance as a sociopathic wife and mother doing whatever it takes to get back the family she abandoned. It’s more disappointing when there’s some actual intrigue that arrives with the dialogue and interactions between Curtis and son Luke Edwards that’s layered with an Oedipus kind-of-twist that unfortunately never meets its full emotional potential. Instead, the film ends with a typical action sequence [kind of like THE GOOD SON] that shows how not suspenseful the conclusion is. But fans of 90s drama-thrillers will get something out of this, I guess, and Curtis brings the crazy in entertaining spurts that make me wish she were in a better movie. Jamie Lee Curtis fans should check out MOTHER’S BOYS strictly for her scene-chewing performance as a woman on the edge of sanity. Otherwise, not a whole lot else to see here.

SCORE:

2 Howls Outta 4

Battle Royale (2000)

DIRECTED BY

Kinji Fukasaku

STARRING

Tatsuya Fujiwara - Shuya Nanahara

Aki Maeda - Noriko Nakagawa

Taro Yamamoto - Shogo Kawada

Chiaki Kuriyama - Takako Chigusa

Kou Shibasaki - Mitsuko Souma

Masanobu Ando - Kazuo Kiriyama

Takeshi Kitano - Kitano

Genre: Drama/Thriller/Action

Runtime: 114 Minutes

PLOT

In the future, the Japanese government captures a class of ninth-grade students and forces them to kill each other under the revolutionary “Battle Royale” act.

REVIEW

One of the most controversial films of its time, 2000’s BATTLE ROYALE became a major box office success in the film’s home country of Japan, while also reinvigorating The Most Dangerous Game and the Lord of the Flies concepts for decades afterwards. Considering certain scenes shot in a so-called Americanized way, it’s obvious director Kinji Fukasaku intended the film to be released for Western audiences. Unfortunately, the timing was bad as 1999 was tragic due to the Columbine school shootings, meaning BATTLE ROYALE would have never seen the light of day in the United States due to the subject matter of teenagers murdering each other for survival in a realistic way. The film wouldn’t get a legitimate release until the end of 2011 in the States, making it a cult film that many consider ahead of its time due to continued school shootings and massacres that have occurred since 1999.

The film is also considered influential due to how many times its concept has been used for over two decades. BATTLE ROYALE uses its concepts by adding a sort of reality show element to broadcast this dangerous situation for an invested audience. The survivors of these games are considered celebrities to the public for just living by killing other people in a sadistic game. It’s ironic that the year this film was released, CBS premiered the first season of Survivor - a reality show taking place on an island where the winner and some of the contestants became celebrities just for trying to survive. Reality TV culture has blown up since then for better and for worse, but BATTLE ROYALE showed that the idea of celebrity has evolved into something that anybody can achieve as long as they know how to market themselves or are part of a famous [or infamous] situation beyond their control. BATTLE ROYALE also led to a sequel, as well as to a bunch of imitators from 2007’s THE CONDEMNED, 2020’s THE HUNT and even the popular 2010’s young-adult franchise THE HUNGER GAMES [which author Suzanne Collins claims wasn’t influenced by BATTLE ROYALE, but I call bull on that one]. You also wouldn't have gotten the popular video games like PUBG and Fortnite because of this film. It shows that Quentin Tarantino wasn’t the only fan of this movie.

As for the film itself, BATTLE ROYALE still holds up really well after twenty-plus years. The premise is still powerful after all these years, maintaining a sad relevancy that could be applied to today’s society. High school has been often described as a war zone, which this film portrays well. Bullies take advantage of the situation to kill those they see lesser than. The bullied either fight back, or just try to hide long enough for everyone else to eliminate the other. Some are so traumatized by the situation and the fact that they’ll always be targets in their minds that they end up committing suicide. A lot of people have felt like this during their school years, mostly with less murder. 

There’s also a generational struggle going on in the film that’s not focused on enough unfortunately, but it’s pretty much the reason why these teenagers are part of this horrible game. The older folk feel disrespected by the youth, while the younger generation blame them for what’s going on in the world because they’re too set in their ways without looking for ways to progress for modern times. It just reminds me of this whole “Boomer” deal we see all the time now. The film never answers who is on the right here, as it seems there are both pros and cons to each side. But it makes the adults look bad as they just want to get rid of their problems by having the next generation fight over who gets the right to live, as if that’s going to solve anything. If anything, it would just make the youth more bitter and angry. I wish the film had delved into it more, but it’s clearly evident.

While the premise is great for a movie, I think it creates some problems. In particular, there are a lot of characters in this film - over 40 to be exact. While the film does focus on a certain few, it’s hard to care about a lot of these teens if they barely get any development or are just clearly there to add to a body count. There are even some scenes where characters do mundane things [like jogging for exercise - what??] during the three days of the game, as if their lives aren’t being threatened in any way. Editing these scenes out of the film probably would have helped the narrative, as well as the film’s tone and flow. The more focused characters don’t have much development either, but at least there’s an attempt to show why they act a certain way or feel the way they feel about the situation and those involved. The special edition of BATTLE ROYALE does a better job in fleshing out particular characters, revealing dark pasts that provide an insight to their psyche and their particular behavior within the game. And at least the more focused characters are easy to latch on to, both heroic and villainous, even though it would have been nice to have a surprise here and there since we know these are the ones who will most likely survive.

I also feel the film doesn’t know how to end its story. There are loose ends that I don’t want to spoil for those who haven’t watched the film yet, but they’re never really explained and just brushed aside. And while the main villain is great and fun to watch, his backstory is extremely convoluted and brings more questions than answers. Plus his characterization is all over the place. Am I supposed to take this person seriously, or am I supposed to be laughing with him? I think the Special Edition tries to flesh out his motivations a bit, but it just feels more like forced padding than development. This is one of those cases where I enjoy the story and its premise, but have a few issues with how it’s told and some of the corny dialogue it uses.

The direction by the late Fukasaku is really wonderful, even if some of the narrative choices slow down the pacing at times. The film never really lets up from the get go, providing a lot of action, tension, devastation and sadistic violence through its running time. Fukasaku never shies away from the violence, showing teenagers hurt each other in vicious ways. Guns, knives, explosions, swords and even poison are used, pleasing gore hounds while upsetting those who feel the film may be pushing it too far in having non-adults hurt each other. Fukasaku frames everything like a comic book movie, giving the film energy and a sense of humor at times when it comes to the whole situation. I think Fukasaku does a really good job not being preachy or too serious with the subject matter, making BATTLE ROYALE more fun than some might feel it ought to be.

The acting is also pretty solid, with some of them acting almost as anime characters to give a lighter feel to the premise. The younger cast do acquit themselves well, convincingly portraying all types of emotions [good and bad] during this “game”. Tatsuya Fujiwara and Aki Maeda play the two innocent teens who refuse to participate in the game until they have to. Tara Yamamoto brings some complexity, mystery and maturity as foreign exchange student Shogo Kawada. And Kou Shibasaki brings a sympathetic performance as Mitsuko, justifying her sociopathic tendencies due to a tragic backstory. The highlight is Takeshi Kitano, best known as a Japanese comedian who hosted Takeshi’s Castle - or MXC for American audiences. As the film’s main antagonist, Kitano brings dark humor to his role, treating the whole situation as some sort of weird joke that happens more often than one is led to believe. He shares weird chemistry with Aki Maeda that probably leads to more questions than answers, while stealing the show in the last twenty minutes of the movie in a hilarious moment that fans of the film still talk about. The actors really make the story work and help maintain its entertainment factor, considering the subject matter that’s involved.

THE FINAL HOWL

2000’s BATTLE ROYALE still manages to hold up really well after twenty years due to a premise that has influenced other films since, as well as portraying a controversial subject matter that could still be considered relevant by many. Mixing The Most Dangerous Game concept with Lord of the Flies is pretty brilliant, giving the film a notoriety that keeps it watchable for movie audiences. While not the goriest film ever filmed, the violence doesn’t let up and some of the sequences are shot really well, still managing to make one feel sad or shocked even today. Late director Kinji Fukasaku maintains a great pace, making even the slower, more character driven and social commentary moments feel important and just as interesting as the comic book style action that’s presented. The teenage actors, as well as veteran Japanese personality Takeshi Kitano, give the premise it’s gravitas, making you care for the focused-on characters as they try to survive a deadly game. The script does present some goofy dialogue at times, and with over forty characters, you’re not getting as much character development as one would like for a movie like this. But even with films like THE HUNT and especially THE HUNGER GAMES franchise gaining more popularity and fandom in modern years, none of those films compare to the power, fun and technical greatness of BATTLE ROYALE. 

SCORE

3.5 Howls Outta 4

Bad Channels (1992)

DIRECTED BY

Ted Nicolaou

STARRING

Paul Hipp - Dan O’Dare

Martha Quinn - Lisa Cummings

Aaron Lustig - Vernon Locknut

Ian Patrick Williams - Dr. Payne

Charlie Spradling - Cookie

Robert Factor - Willis

Roumel Réaux - Flip Humble

Rodney Ueno - Moon

Genre - Comedy/Horror/Science Fiction/Music/Aliens/B-Movie

Running Time - 88 Minutes

PLOT

An alien determined to capture human females takes over a radio station to do it.

REVIEW

It’s been a long time since I’ve reviewed a Charles Band produced film, but here we are with BAD CHANNELS - one of the oddest horror/sci-fi films I’ve seen in a while. I shouldn’t have been surprised since it was directed by TERRORVISION and SUBSPECIES director Ted Nicolaou - two films I really need to rewatch since they’re both pretty rad. BAD CHANNELS isn’t as good as either of those two films, but it has some moments within its short 88-minute runtime. 

BAD CHANNELS may be one of the easiest, or maybe one of the more difficult, films to give a full review to because there’s really not much to the film. It has aliens [or one alien and his robot companion] invading a radio station and using music to lure hot women into tiny jars… to kidnap them I guess? The film never really makes it clear why these aliens are manipulating women into jars, which is a big issue in itself. The film also has news reporters who are obsessed with the radio station’s DJ [I guess he’s a big deal in this town]. But other than that, there’s not much else going on. 

The main purpose for this film doesn’t seem to be about the alien invasion, but to promote unknown rock bands for the Full Moon Entertainment audience. After some research, I learned that these bands were signed to Moonstone Records, which is owned by Full Moon Entertainment. To be honest with you, the music nor the videos are anything memorable enough for me to rush out and buy the bands’ music. The videos use the movie locations. One is inside of a diner. The other is in a school gymnasium. And the other is in a hospital. They’re not really directed all that flashy or in an MTV-style at the time. I will say that the last song, this metal song with clowns, was actually pretty good and made use of the horror genre element. And while the videos themselves aren’t directly all that interestingly, having the female victims being shown in reality dancing to music no one else can hear [while the people around them look on curiously and disturbingly] is a nice touch and shows that these videos are nothing but illusions in the victims’ minds. But honestly, the film doesn’t have much of a plot and it seems BAD CHANNELS was more focused on getting these unknown bands some notoriety that probably never happened.

The characters aren’t all that likable either, even though they all seem to have personalities that separate them from others. DJ Dan O’Dare is a manic Lothario who is pretty much the narrator of what’s going on with the aliens inside of the studio, since he’s trapped there. He has unresolved sexual tension with ace reporter Lisa Cummings, who is kind of a bitch and snotty - making me wonder why Dan would be interested in her. The cops are clueless. Lisa’s news channel bosses want to take advantage of the situation and use Lisa to make themselves bigger than her. The doctors are clueless. The aliens’ victims are ditzy, ignorant, or just plain dumb - mainly getting ahead in life due to their hot looks. Besides Dan really, none of the other characters make much of an impression character wise. 

I will give a lot of credit to the creature designs in BAD CHANNELS though. The film is obviously using a cheap budget, but the filmmakers make the most of it. The main alien is pretty much a dude dressed in black pleather, while wearing a giant boulder for a head that looks like a Jiffy Pop with a clear visor in the middle so they can see. The robot has google eyes while wearing a clear bowl on its head that reminded me of Bill Moseley in SILENT NIGHT, DEADLY NIGHT 3. We also get this green gunk that grows like fungus, which also happens to move if music plays nearby. And we also get this three headed plant monster that Audrey II would laugh at, but it doesn’t look too bad. And the effects of the girls inside these tiny jars is done well and believable. 

I even thought the direction by Ted Nicolaou wasn’t too bad, besides the music videos that ruin the film’s pacing a bit. The film looks like your standard 90s straight-to-video fare, but a better-than-average looking one. The film moves quickly. The special effects are used sparingly and presented well. It looks and feels like a Full Moon Entertainment B-movie, which is the exact point. Nicolaou also connects the film with the DOLLMAN series as well, which is a nice touch for fans of that series.

The acting isn’t anything great, but the cheesiness of it entertained me more than it should. Paul Hipp is probably the “best” actor, as he’s given the most to do and carries the film pretty well. He has a manic energy and his descent into madness while being taken hostage by weird aliens is pretty amusing. Original MTV VJ Martha Quinn is okay in her role as reporter Lisa. She plays bitchy well, but doesn’t really get much to do but stare, look confused, and carry a camera to shoot footage. The other actors play their roles as goofy and silly as possible, which works well with this type of movie. The actresses who become alien victims play the video vixen roles well and make their ditzy roles fun to watch. I was honestly expecting worse when it came to the acting, but the hamming and being aware of what film they were in helped the entertainment value.

And I have to mention the cool Blue Oyster Cult score, which is a pretty big get for Full Moon Entertainment. Sure, the band wasn’t as popular as they were in their heyday during the 70s and early-80s, but it’s cool to have a solid band working on your movie. I dug what they brought to the table and the film is probably worth watching just for the score alone.

THE FINAL HOWL

BAD CHANNELS is an odd movie that seems to exist to promote three unknown rock/metal bands rather than tell an interesting story about aliens invading a radio station to shrink hot women into glass jars for whatever reason. It’s unfortunate since the music videos aren’t all that interesting or memorable to watch, leaving us with a sci-fi/horror-comedy that barely has a plot and doesn’t explain what is happening to many of these characters at all. We don’t know why these aliens came to this particular town. We don’t know why these aliens are shrinking beautiful women into glass jars. All we get are some pretty unlikable or silly characters that become less amusing as the film goes.

That being said, the special effects are pretty well done considering the film’s small budget. The hammy and cheesy acting is more entertaining than it has any right to be. Director Ted Nicolaou’s direction is more than passible and keeps BAD CHANNELS at a good, short pace despite these random music videos ruining the flow somewhat. And the score by rock legends Blue Oyster Cult is pretty rad and quite an impressive get for this film. It looks like a Full Moon Entertainment feature. And it feels like a Full Moon Entertainment feature. BAD CHANNELS is a film that pretty much met my low-to-average expectations and is only worth a look for anyone who enjoys Charles Band produced movies [especially the DOLLMAN series, which this film is slightly connected to]. Otherwise, stick with the much better SUBSPECIES or TERRORVISION for your Ted Nicolaou fix.

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2 Howls Outta 4