Robo Vampire (1987)

Here's another video review, this time for a very weird 1987 Asian ROBOCOP ripoff called ROBO VAMPIRE, directed by Godfrey Ho. I hope y'all enjoy!


  1. the sneering (homo-phobic) snobJune 16, 2010 at 7:30 AM

    Fred, this movie had nothing to do with Hollywood and yet it was still 100 times better than anything the British film industry has ever produced, just think about that for a mogirlt. You gave the film 1.5 howls out of 4 where-as all British films are BOMB`s just to put things into perspective even more. By the way, in the next video reveiw that you do could you spend 20 minutes reveiwing "The Pauline Hickey Fan Page" and look at each image of her in turn giving your opinion on each one, that would be superb, thanks pal.

  2. I don't agree about the British stuff but you have every right to that opinion. As for Pauline Hickey, you have a massive crush on that woman, don't you? lol

  3. the sneering (homo-phobic) snobJune 16, 2010 at 5:06 PM

    Yes Fred i admit i do, in 1986 when she was 18 and at the absolute pinnacle and peak of her physical attractiveness and desirability i genuinely think that she was the most gorgeous bird of all time, i know thats an incredible stategirlt to make but pauline Hickey was so astounding, i wouldn`t want to see her as she is now at the age of 42 and there-fore 24 years past her prime but if every chick in the world could look like an 18 year-old version of Pauline Hickey with me as the only geezer on the planet the world would be a perfect place.

  4. Nice! The look on your face after the first clip of the "chase" scene says it all.

    Here's one thing (one thing?) I found frustrating about the film that you didn't mention here: Was it just me, or were the vampires and RoboIshCop unable to actually harm each other? I felt like there were numerous "battle" scenes that served as clinics for ineffectual fighting.

  5. Thanks, Scot. Yeah, this film was just bizarre.

    And I agree. It was almost like pointless to watch these fights because no one could do much harm to the other. It reminded me of those Power Ranger episodes actually. I did plan on mentioning that but my babbling took over.

  6. Great review, man! This film looks like complete shit. Sorry you had to watch it at all.

    ~Kerrin from Fillingthevoidreview

  7. Hey dude! Thanks for coming here and checking the review out. It's complete shit, but entertaining shit for the most part.


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