3.23.2016

Midnight Confessions Ep. 88: "Michael Sopkiw Triple Feature!"


This week we're taking a look at 3 movies that feature actor Michael Sopkiw.

...Who is Michael Sopkiw?

Well after this week's episode you'll know who he is. The three movies reviewed are: 2019: AFTER THE FALL OF NEW YORK (1983), BLASTFIGHTER (1984) and MASSACRE IN DINOSAUR VALLEY (1985).

Plus the Rev gives us a listen to a track off the new Murderock album, Splatter Generation.











 


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3.04.2016

Midnight Confessions Ep. 87 - "2 dystopian pizzas with extra cheese"


This episode the MC Crew take a look at two of Enzo G. Castellari's post-apocalyptic cheesefests; 1990: THE BRONX WARRIORS (1982) and THE NEW BARBARIANS (1983). The apocalypse was never this fun.

We also discuss the 88th Academy Awards, the new GHOSTBUSTERS trailer, and give our thoughts on the polarizing THE WITCH.











 


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2.19.2016

Midnight Confessions Ep. 86 - "Pimpin' Ain't Easy: Blaxploitation Month Part 2"


In this pimptastic episode, the MC Crew are taking a look at THE MACK (1973) and WILLIE DYNAMITE (1974). Plus a blu-ray giveaway! So grab your pimp cane and your favorite pair of platform shoes and enjoy!











 


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2.18.2016

Deadpool (2016)

DIRECTED BY
Tim Miller

STARRING

Ryan Reynolds - Wade Wilson/ Deadpool
Morena Baccarin - Vanessa Carlysle
Ed Skrein - Francis Freeman/ Ajax
T.J. Miller - Weasel
Gina Carano - Angel Dust
Brianna Hildebrand - Negasonic Teenage Warhead
Stefan Kapicic - Colossus (voice)
Leslie Uggams - Blind Al
Jed Rees - The Recruiter

Genre - Action/Adventure/Comedy/Sci-Fi/Fantasy/Comic Books


Running Time - 108 Minutes



PLOT

Wade Wilson (Ryan Reynolds) is a sarcastic mercenary who falls in love with Vanessa (Morena Baccarin). The two live a fulfilling life and become engaged, only for Wade to find out he has cancer. Realizing that he probably won’t survive the disease, Wade takes up an offer by The Recruiter (Jed Rees), who tells him of a special experiment that will cure him of cancer, plus grant him abilities he couldn’t imagine. There, Wade meets Ajax (Ed Skrein), who heads the operation. Ajax decides to torture Wade, telling him that he’s there to be his slave once he activates his mutant abilities after being injected with a serum. While the serum gives Wade lightning reflexes and the ability to regenerate cells that will cure him of anything, it also cures him of his cancer while disfiguring his body. After a battle with Ajax, Wade escapes the experiment and decides to suit up as Deadpool - an antihero whose only motivation is to find Ajax and get revenge on him for ruining his life. It only gets more personal when Ajax realizes that Wade is Deadpool and decides to kidnap Vanessa for leverage.


REVIEW

I’m a fan of Mr. Reynolds and it was tough to watch the guy star in bomb after bomb after bomb, even though he was usually a highlight in each of them. His A-list status was declining, especially after three failed superhero gimmicks. First was the terrible BLADE: TRINITY, which soured the BLADE franchise after two very good installments. Next was  X-MEN ORIGINS: WOLVERINE, which had Reynolds playing Deadpool for the first time - to disastrous results that resulted in the character getting his mouth wired shut. Obviously the nickname, “Merc With a Mouth” didn’t mean jack to the producers of that film. While decently successful at the box office, the film is seen as a critical failure. Then there was 2012’s GREEN LANTERN, a film that had a lot going for it but fell apart as it went along. Reynolds was struggling to find the right role to build himself back up, popping up in films that no one bothered to watch, or were watched [and well made] but didn’t gain enough attention to really matter in terms of mainstream.

Reynolds, however, never hid the fact that he hated how Deadpool was portrayed in X-MEN ORIGINS: WOLVERINE. Being a huge fan of the character, he wanted to redeem the character not only for himself, but for the disappointed fans. Test footage for DEADPOOL was released, which Reynolds jokes he may or may not have helped release, and it gained a lot of internet attention that led to Reynolds stepping in to help produce a faithful adaptation of the Deadpool character that would make fun of his previous film stints and the entire comic book universe through the character’s fourth wall antics and Reynolds’ humorous wit. People were excited by the trailers and really funny marketing, but expectations for the film were low due to the character’s lack of A-list status in comparison to other comic book heroes and Reynolds’ box office performances. However, the film broke a bunch of records for a R-rated film and comic book movie to everyone’s surprise, proving that DEADPOOL can work on a big screen. And much of that credit has to go to Ryan Reynolds himself.


HITS

+ Ryan Reynolds. Let’s face it - the guy was meant to play Wade Wilson. We always knew he was funny. We always knew he was a talented actor. He has the looks and charm that Hollywood loves. He just couldn’t find the right character [at least since VAN WILDER] until DEADPOOL became a reality. And Reynolds is mainly the reason why the film works as well as it does. He’s fully invested in the character, making fun of himself and his fellow comic book actors [especially Hugh Jackman] to get across that Deadpool isn’t your standard comic book character. You feel bad for him when he learns that he has cancer. You root for him when he gets the girl. You laugh with him when he’s goofing around. And you want to be him when he’s kicking ass and breaking the fourth wall. I was so happy when I learned that Reynolds was playing Deadpool all those years ago, only being angry when they wasted him in that terrible WOLVERINE movie. I’m glad he got his second chance and I’m glad he was finally able to make up for that first failure and capitalize on it to become one of the biggest comic book adaptations during its opening weekend. Reynolds seems on board with this character until he can’t do it anymore, and I’m looking forward to what else he has up his sleeve as Deadpool. The absolute highlight.

+ The rest of the cast. Reynolds wouldn’t have been able to make his character work if he didn’t have talented people to play off of. Monica Baccarin is just a delight as Vanessa, Wade’s girlfriend. She’s gorgeous, intelligent, and can give as much as take from Reynolds. Their banter and interaction are just infectious. I can totally believe that Vanessa is Deadpool’s perfect woman, thanks to Baccarin. Maybe they’ll do more with her Copycat alter-ego in a later film, but I liked her a lot here. T.J. Miller as Weasel, and Leslie Uggams as Blind Al were perfect as Deadpool’s inner circle, being sarcastic and realistic in this wacky world. Stefan Kapicic voiced Colossus, making me smile since he finally sounded Russian!! And whoever did the motion capture did a great job as well. Even better was Brianna Hildebrand as Negasonic Teenage Warhead. Playing a typical emo teenager with a bad ass superpower, Hildebrand brought it and I want to see more of her in another X-MEN film. Nice to see a character who isn’t as popular get some shine. Ed Skrein and Gina Carano did well as Ajax and Angel Dust respectively, carrying a lot of presence that was welcomed. Along with some cool cameos, DEADPOOL rocked it in the casting department.


+ The soundtrack. GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY 
still has the best soundtrack in any Marvel film. But DEADPOOL is a close second. First of all, hearing Juice Newton’s “Angel of the Morning” during the incredible opening credits made me giddy. You also have Chicago’s “You’re the Inspiration” and some Wham! [especially “Careless Whisper”] playing throughout the film as well. Can’t hate on some DMX and Salt-N-Pepa either. All these songs together shouldn’t work, but it does and I enjoyed the film more because of it.


+ The fun screenplay. I thought DEADPOOL’s narrative was pretty damn great. It’s a comic book film. It’s a comedy. It’s an action film. It’s a love story. It all works better than it ought to. The fourth wall breaking aspects never feel forced, feeling true to the title character. I thought the use of flashbacks within the present was well done, and I usually have issues with that sort of thing. The love story and Wade dealing with cancer like a real person gave the film heart that I wasn’t expecting. And the jokes don’t always work, but when they do, they hit hard and will make you laugh. The shots at Hugh Jackman are all in good fun. I also loved the dialogue relating to the X-Universe and the Marvel Universe in general. Maybe the film didn’t need to be R-rated for it to work after all. But I’m glad it was because it gave the film a different feel from recent comic book movies. It’s just a fun script that takes itself serious while not doing so. That’s a tough balance to maintain, but DEADPOOL mostly does it right. One of the better origin films, in my opinion.

+ The direction. I can’t believe Tim Miller never directed a feature before. The visual presentation of DEADPOOL is just fantastic in almost every way. The stylish opening credits with the funny names for the actors and production crew is extremely memorable. The use of flashbacks mixed with the present makes the cliche origin story a lot more bearable. The kinetic energy of the action sequences matches the quirky tone of the script. The use of CGI, especially with Colossus and Negasonic Teenage Warhead, look great. The film is violent and dark at times, but still manages to be colorful and a bit cartoonish at the same time. Tim Miller was the perfect director for this project, as he understood the characters and the world they lived in. Nice to see a comic book film with a bit of an edge for a change.


MISSES

- The middle portion. Some of the middle act of the film drags a bit, as Wade struggles with moving in with Blind Al in order to avoid Vanessa. It’s not the worst deal ever, but compared to the acts surrounding it, the energy is a bit different. Plus some of the jokes don’t land as well as they should. But it doesn’t ruin the film all that much. However…

- The villains. Marvel, most of the time, has an issue with its villains. If you’re lucky, you get someone like Magneto or Loki to be a threat. Or else, you can get a Yellowjacket. Unfortunately, both Ajax and Angel Dust are on the latter side of things. Both actors are great in their roles, but the characters aren’t threatening enough, nor do they have much to do. I kind of wanted to know more about them and the experiments they were conducting. Instead, they did the cliche “kidnap the girlfriend” plot that we’ve seen countless times already. I wish they had more character development in order to be on the same level as Deadpool. They just seemed “there” because the hero needed villains for the story to work. Maybe we’ll get some better villains in the sequel when Deadpool joins forces with Cable.



THE FINAL HOWL

DEADPOOL isn’t the best R-rated comic book/graphic novel adaptation out there - I think THE CROWDREDD, WATCHMEN, and BLADE II would be tops - but it’s probably the most fun since GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY. It’s just a violent, over-the-top cartoon that adapts the character in the right way for a movie audience. Juvenile and ridiculous, it’s the kind of film we could all use right now. A stellar cast, headed by Ryan Reynolds in the role he was made for, and stylish action and direction put DEADPOOL near the top of the superhero movie totem pole. It’s not perfect and I wish the villains were better, but it lives up the hype and then some. DEADPOOL is just as fulfilling as a well made chimichanga.



SCORE
3.5 Howls Outta 4





2.05.2016

Midnight Confessions Ep. 85: "Put cho weight on it!"


This episode starts our 2nd annual Blaxploitation month and we're kicking it off with 2 Rudy Ray Moore films; PETEY WHEATSTRAW - THE DEVIL'S SON-IN-LAW (1977) and DISCO GODFATHER (1979). So put some glide in yo' slide and some hip in yo' dip and always remember to--PUT CHO WEIGHT ON IT! PUT CHO WEIGHT ON IT!!











 


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1.26.2016

[The Lair of the Unwanted] The Tournament of the Unwanted 4: THE BEST AROUND!


It's the end of January and that only means one thing!! Time to get ready for Valentine's Day!! 

Oh...ok so two things. It's time for The Tournament of the Unwanted! Jason and Nolahn welcome Bubbawheat, Dylan Fields and myself as we battle it out to see who'll reign supreme and become the Champion of 2015!











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1.24.2016

13 Sins (2014)

DIRECTED BY
Daniel Stamm

STARRING
Mark Webber - Elliot Brindle
Devon Graye - Michael Brindle
Tom Bower - Father Brindle
Rutina Wesley - Shelby
Ron Perlman - Detective Chilcoat
George Coe - Game Voice
Pruitt Taylor Vince - Vogler

Genre - Horror/Thriller

Running Time - 92 Minutes


PLOT
Elliot Brindle (Mark Webber) has had a rough day. Instead of getting the promotion he was expecting from his boss (Richard Burgi), he’s fired from his job. Without a job, Elliot can’t support himself, let alone his pregnant fiancee Shelby (Rutina Wesley) who is trying to plan their wedding. He also can’t afford to support his mentally handicapped brother Michael (Devon Graye), which will lead him to unwillingly be institutionalized. Adding to the crap pile is the eviction of Elliot’s father (Tom Bower) from his retirement home, which is a huge problem since he’s a racist and Shelby is African-American. 

Hitting rock bottom, Elliott receives a mysterious call (George Coe) that seems to know him and about his current situation. The caller tells him that all his problems will go away if he completes 13 tasks, all with increasing monetary value. The first few start off as playful and mildly mean to some, but as it continues, the tasks become more dangerous and a bit too extreme. A desperate Elliot plays the game, which makes him a target of Detective Chilcoat (Ron Perlman), leading to a conclusion that becomes way too personal and questions his morality.

REVIEW

HITS
  • I knew nothing of 13 SINS before realizing it was expiring from Netflix Instant and watching it. It’s a Blumhouse Productions’ Americanized remake of a Thai film from 2006, 13: GAME OF DEATH and directed by Daniel Stamm, who directed 2010’s THE LAST EXORCISM. I wasn’t expecting much out of this movie, but I came out of it pleasantly surprised. So surprised in fact, that I want to check out the original Thai film. I’ve heard it’s a bit different, even though it hits most of the same notes. Usually a bad remake or reimagining turns me off from watching the source film, but this one did the exact opposite. If that’s not a plus in my book, I don’t know what is.

  • I thought the premise, which is a mix of “The Most Dangerous Game” and SAW, was actually compelling and fun. Watching desperate people do really odd things for a certain goal, especially money or fame, tends to make an entertaining experience when mostly done right. Most of the games within the 13 tasks are pretty grounded in reality, each escalating in danger and questions ethics as they go along. I don’t want to give away what the tasks are, as it’s more fun to find out if/when you watch. But it’s a lot to fun to watch Elliot do the things he feels he has to do to support his family as the tasks get more malicious.

  • I also liked that the tasks actually mattered in terms of moving the narrative along towards the twist ending. Sometimes you get a premise that’s just there to shock people without it really mattering to the actual story other than it being superficial. And while the premise is pretty implausible if you think about it, at least it leads to a conclusion that made sense in context of the premise. It adds a certain gravitas to the game Elliot is playing, connecting certain threads brought up prior to the ending and bringing them home altogether. I thought it was kind of neat that this game was not only effecting those in the present, but it also haunted some for many years. I thought the script was pretty clever in terms of that, giving us more answers while creating some questions that could be answered in a later film if anyone had wanted to, without leaving you hanging.

  • The acting was very good in 13 SINS. Mark Webber was a strong lead, bringing a level of sympathy to Elliot while thinking he was a fool for thinking playing this game was a good idea. I enjoyed how he played the role, starting as playful and hopeful - but ending as a desperate and scared man. Ron Perlman isn’t in the film as much as one would like, but he’s always good in anything. This film is no exception. Pruitt Taylor Vince brings the creepy and mysterious, continuing his strong work as a character actor. Retina Wesley [Tara from True Blood] is good as Elliot’s confused fiancee. Devon Graye and Tom Bower were also very good as Elliot’s mentally challenged brother and angry father respectively. This was a really good cast that elevated the script.

  • The gore effects were pretty good here. 13 SINS isn’t a gory film or anything, but I thought the handle of blood and violence was well done.


MISSES

  • One of the games involves Elliot having to steal an ostrich from a homeless man. There’s implausible, and then there’s WHAT THE HELL?? An ostrich? A homeless man? A homeless man with an ostrich? Is this a millennial thing? What does that even have to do with anything? It’s worse when we never even see how Elliot accomplishes this task. I guess it was supposed to be funny, but I just found it weird. It threw me off honestly.

  • The direction by THE LAST EXORCISM director, Daniel Stamm, isn’t terrible or anything. But it’s not exactly fantastic either. It’s just there, never really bringing any tension or energy to the story. It’s a good looking film and it moves well, but there’s nothing really memorable about it. At times, Stamm seems confused as to whether he’s directing a horror film or a psychological thriller. Stamm is also ambitious at times, which is a good trait to have - but not if the budget or story doesn’t really allow it. The visual presentation is neither good or bad. But I thought a bit more energy and tension could have gone a long way to making 13 SINS stand out more.

  • Seriously, where did that homeless guy get an ostrich and no one not notice?? What the fuck, really? I can’t even…

THE FINAL HOWL
13 SINS surprised me with how good it was. Never having seen the original Thai film that inspired this American remake, I came in with low expectations and came out enjoying the film for the most part. Solid acting, a clever premise, and a well told narrative with a twist ending that works make 13 SINS a psychological thriller worth looking for. Some of the plot points made no sense, or couldn’t even possibly happen regardless of the out-there premise. And the direction was uninspiring at times, but not totally terrible. So yeah, 13 SINS isn’t perfect, but it won’t make you go to cinema confession either to wash it all away.


SCORE
3 Howls Outta 4


1.22.2016

Midnight Confessions Ep. 84: "Doin' that Thing we do"


This episode, the MC crew are taking a deep look at John Carpenter's THE THING (1982). Plus we also discuss the 1951 original and the 2011 prequel. Grab a bottle of J&B and enjoy!











 


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1.18.2016

The Midnight Confessions Movie Show #15: "The Devil Master (1977)"


Join Rev. Phantom, Moronic Mark and myself as we talk over THE DEVIL MASTER (aka THE DEMON LOVER). This movie has it all: Blood, boobs, sacrifices, a karate dojo, a Sasquatch/demon hybrid, lots of mundane talking, Leatherface with a perm, donuts, a rubber band, a curvy man in a dress, loud talking, LOUD NOISES, Paul from Cheers, Frank Zappa’s dimwitted clone, people with incredibly annoying voices and much, much more!




What IMDb says it's about: A group of teenagers hanging around a cemetery get involved with a satanic priest who calls up a demon from hell. (Ok...sure.)







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1.08.2016

Midnight Confessions Ep. 83: "Come play with us...forever...and ever..."


We're back from our winter hiatus and this episode we're dedicating a whole show to Stanley Kubrick's THE SHINING. We talk about the book by Stephen King, the mini-series and the recent doc' ROOM 237. So grab an axe and your favorite dog costume and enjoy!











 


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