1.30.2013

My 5 Underrated Horror Films [Video]

Something totally random: A video response to Justin's [Rhine1988] Deadly Blessing DVD YouTube contest, in which I have to list my 5 horror films that I feel are underrated and should be talked about more. What are yours?


1.26.2013

Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters (2013) [Video Review]

DIRECTED BY
Tommy Wirkola

STARRING
Jeremy Renner - Hansel
Gemma Arterton - Gretel
Famke Janssen - Muriel
Pihla Viitala - Mina
Derek Mears - Edward


Genre - Action/Comedy/Supernatural/Witches

Running Time - 88 Minutes


Here's Tommy Wirkola's take on a classic fairy tale starring Jeremy Renner, Gemma Alterton, and Famke Janssen. While fun, silly, and a big budgeted B-movie, this film could have used more sugar when it came to the screenwriting department. Pretty much a rental. Just dumb popcorn entertainment and nothing more.



1.19.2013

Video Review: Mama (2013)

DIRECTED BY
Andres Muschietti

STARRING
Jessica Chastain - Annabel
Nikolaj Coster-Waldau - Lucas/Jeffrey
Megan Charpentier - Victoria
Isabelle Nelisse - Lilly
Daniel Kash - Dr. Dreyfuss


Genre - Horror/Drama/Supernatural

Running Time - 103 Minutes


I babble about Guillermo Del Toro's latest production starring Jessica Chastain and a cartoonish looking CGI ghost. Not a perfect film, but a mostly positive experience.

 


1.18.2013

Video Review: The Thing (2011)

DIRECTED BY
Matthijs van Heijningen Jr.

STARRING
Mary Elizabeth Winstead - Dr. Kate Lloyd
Joel Edgerton - Braxton Carter
Ulrich Thomsen - Dr. Sander Holvorson
Eric Christian Olsen - Adam Finch
Adawale Akinnuoye-Agbaje - Jameson
Jorgen Langhelle - Lars


Genre - Horror/Science Fiction

Running Time - 103 Minutes


I do my thing about THE THING (2011). And watching THE THING (2011) is not such a bad thing. So watch this video thing about THE THING (2011) and tell me what you think about this thing.

Thingy thing thing. (:



1.12.2013

Video Review: House at the End of the Street (2012)

DIRECTED BY
Mark Tonderai

STARRING
Jennifer Lawrence - Elissa Cassidy
Max Thieriot - Ryan Jacobson
Elisabeth Shue - Sarah Cassidy
Gil Bellows - Officer Weaver
Eva Link - Carrie Ane
Nolan Gerald Funk - Tyler Reynolds
Allie MacDonald - Jillian


Genre - Horror/Thriller/Psychological

Running Time - 101 Minutes


A stomach flu won't stop me from reviewing this "psychological thriller" from last year starring Jennifer Lawrence and Max Thieriot. In fact, it's possible this film gave me this stomach flu to begin with...



1.05.2013

Video Review: Texas Chainsaw 3D (2013)

DIRECTED BY
John Luessenhop

STARRING
Alexandra Daddario - Heather Miller
Dan Yeager - Leatherface
Tremaine "Trey Songz" Neverson - Ryan
Tania Raymonde - Nikki
Shaun Sipos - Darryl
Keram Malicki-Sanchez - Kenny
Thom Barry - Sheriff Hooper
Paul Rae - Mayor Bart Hartman
Richard Riehle - Farnsworth
Bill Moseley - Drayton Sawyer


Genre - Horror/Slasher

Running Time - 93 Minutes


Here's the return of my video reviews, with me discussing the very average and brain-hurting TEXAS CHAINSAW 3D. It's not a great film, but it's stupidity somewhat entertained me.



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